Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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