i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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