someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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