i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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