fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
