Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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