There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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