trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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