She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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