but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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