No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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