I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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