Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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