I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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