I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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