Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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