with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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