I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
where are you?
Hypothermia
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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