I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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