You're earring is so big in my mouth
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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