So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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