Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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