"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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