I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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