I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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