They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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