Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.