If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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