So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.