Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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