Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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