So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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