I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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