I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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