Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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