you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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