He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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