After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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