Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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