Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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