I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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