Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize