it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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