I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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