haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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