bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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