I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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