Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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