my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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