I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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