She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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