so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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