yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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