Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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