Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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