I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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