My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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