i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We need a shit load of segways right now
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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