# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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