I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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