called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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