Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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